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Se abre el telón, aparece MARCUS con un berbiquí. Viste unos ridículos pantaloncitos de color marrón y una pluma adorna su gorro regional Alpino.

MARCUS: Oh, héme aquí con mi berbiquí. Mi fiel berbiquí, que tantas veces he olvidado. Oh, pero aquí viene Theodora... Me ocultaré tras ese macetero para no ser visto.

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THEODORA: Que curioso, juraría haber oído a un asno hablando de berbiquís... ¡Pero los asnos no hablan, sacrebleu! ¿Acaso estaré volviéndome loca, mi fiel Mufti?

MUFTI: ....

THEODORA: Anoche puse unas flores a remojo aquí... ¿Dónde estarán ahora? (advierte una pluma asomar tras el macetero) ¿Qué es esto? No recuerdo haber plantado ningún ave, no almenos esta semana. (tira de la pluma, curiosa, y MARCUS sale de un brinco de detrás del macetero)

MARCUS: ¡Vieja bruja! ¡No tires así de mi ornamento capilar!

THEODORA: ¡Oh! ¿Que misteriosa razón os hace esconderos tras el macetero?

MARCUS: Eso a tí no te incumbe. ¡Arpía! Prepárame un baño de aceite, ¡he de bañar mi ultraligero para una salida vespertina!

THEODORA: Permita el Señor recordarle que esta tarde soplará viento del oeste, que jamás inspira otra cosa que temor en los lugareños.

MARCUS: Otra vez los lugareños... Quién sabe si algún día podré deshacerme de todos ellos, con sus costumbres y sus dichos locales... ¡Conspiran, sí, conspiran! No descansarán hasta haber celebrado la Fiesta del Calabacín ¡y eso es precisamente lo que me propongo impedir!

MARCUS profiere rudas carcajadas y THEODORA se arrodilla, llorando.
Telón.
En este fragmento, la locura del Conde Marcus es evidente gracias al sutil detalle del berbiquí. El lector avezado y familiarizado con la peculiar simbología de LeNul habrá adivinado ya que el berbiquí es un icono que el autor utiliza como reencarnación literaria de otro personaje suyo: Marcel MonFleur, el astuto y retorcido abogado de Naranjas son Almendras, obra centrada en un triste pero optimista adicto al cianuro y su perro Zola.

Ya está, eso era todo por hoy, pero no me marcho sin un valioso consejo: No os creáis nada, y menos si viene escrito por duplicado, pero si viene por triplicado entonces es verídico.

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Groupon employs a enormous sum of copywriters who draft descriptions for the discounts highlighted by email and on the internet internet site. Groupon's advertising and marketing text for the 'deals' has been seen as a contributing factor to the acceptance of the net web site, showcasing a exclusive merge of comprehensive truth-examining and witty humor.

Owing to Groupon's industry becoming primarily composed of female consumers, the delivers are frequently concentrated on the general wellness, bodily health and attractiveness markets.

There are possible difficulties with the business style. For illustration, a profitable deal could swiftly swamp a small enterprise with way way too numerous clients, risking a likelihood that consumers will be dissatisfied, or that there won't be satisfactory solution to meet up with up with the need. Hole, a big garments retailer, was capable to deal with 445,000 price reduction coupons in a countrywide offer (though it skilled server difficulties at one particular specific degree), but a smaller sized sized enterprise could develop to be out of the blue flooded with customers. A one espresso shop in Portland, Oregon struggled with an enhance in consumers for a number of months, when it marketed close to a single,000 Groupons on the 1 operating day it was supplied, in accordance to 1 report. In reaction to equivalent problems, Groupon officials situation that 'deal' subscriptions ought to be capped in progress to a reasonably priced quantity.

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